LonelyLoner says FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her…
Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her…
(212): so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl’s sorority t shirt…something tells me he’s done this…
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to…
Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can’t afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
Today, I complained to my boyfriend that I was stressed out. He asked me then “What do you have to be stressed out about?” I work 50 hours a week and go to school full time. I ask him what was…
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